The scene opens up in Kurt Angle's locker room, signalled by the huge star on the door. Inside the locker room, Vince Mcmahon is sat with a huge grin on his face, awaiting the Olympic Champion. Vince sits back on a steel chair, gazing around the room like a twat when all of a sudden the door flys open, and storming into the room comes Kurt Angle.

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : IT'S AUSTIN, AUSTIN, AUSTIN! STONE COOOOLD STEVE AUSTIN HAS ENTERED THE LOCKER ROOM! AUSTIN AUSTIN OH MY GOD THE RATTLESNAKE THE RATTLESNAKE THE RATTLESNAKE!

Kurt shakes his crotch around as he drops to his knees, grinding his crotch up, down and all around, looks like he's doing a JR impression. Vince is gobsmacked, Kurt slowly opens his eyes to see Vince sat infront of him.

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : What the hell is the meaning of this Kurt?

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : Woah Vince, I know it looks bad, but let me reasure you, it's nothing.

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : What do you mean it's nothing? You just stormed in here, rubbing your genetalia in my face whilst shouting Austin, Austin, Austin. I HATE AUSTIN!

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : What?

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : Damnit Kurt don't start that crap, I hate that word!

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : What?

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : Damnit Kurt! Okay, let's just forget this thing ever happened. Okay?

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : That suits me down to the ground Mr Mcmahon. Let's just forget this thing ever happened.

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : Kurt I just said that.

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : I just said that.

Vince is getting pissed off, as his face turns red. Kurt isn't even trying, he's such a goof that he is un-intentionally pissing Vince off.

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : Uhhh yeah anyway Mr Mcmahon, let's get straight down to why we're here.

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : Yeah as a matter of fact, why the hell are we here? I've been sat in this damn locker room for 15 minutes now, what took you so long?

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : I said 3 o'clock Mr Mcmahon.

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : And that was 15 minutes ago.

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : It was? Holy Mackerel! Well let me assure you Mr Mcmahon, it's gonna be worth the wait. I hear you ask, why are we here? Well isn't it as obvious as Apple Pie? We're here because of GOLDUST! ppfffffft (arm moments) BITE! We're here because of Goldust Mr Mcmahon, because it's time for our second step in the pre-match routine. After the dissaster that was our first step in the routine, I'm going to make sure, that nothing goes wrong here today. Now don't get me wrong Mr Mcmahon, we're buddy's and all, but to say you're a millionaire, you sure are cheap.

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : Excuse me?

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : Well, McDonalds? You could of cost me the PWF Championship right there, that is if I was some regular bum like Goldust. But I'm not, oh no no, I'm Kurt FRIGGIN' Angle, One step back in my routine isn't such a big deal.

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : So what is step two in your routine Kurt?

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : Oh just you wait and see Mr Mcmahon, you're gonna love it. Yahoo!

The scene fades out as to Vince's surprise Kurt reaches over his head, and pulls the colar of his shirt, pulling it straight off.

Moments later Kurt and Mr Mcmahon are walking down the corridor, both kitted out in custom Kurt Angle Red, White and Blue American robes. Mr Mcmahon doesn't look too confortable, as he pulls at his robe.

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : Now Mr Mcmahon, a wise man once said, that if you look good, then you feel good. It sure is important that I feel good come Sunday at the Rumble, so it is therefore vitally important that I look good, that I take care of my body, and that I stay nice and squeeky clean. Don't worry Mr Mcmahon, we're not going to share a bath here today. What happened earlier this week was just a one off, infact that has to be the first bath I have taken in over 2 years.

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : Kurt that is just plain sick, a man of your prestige, a man in the spotlight like yourself must keep yourself clean.

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : Well DUH! Mr Mcmahon, for your informaton, and you too Goldust, I'M A SHOWER KINDA GUY! I'm an Olympic Friggin' Champion for frigg's sake, can you imagine somebody as strong, mentally and physically as I am, soaking in a nice tub of warm water? I'm not like Goldust, I don't like soaking in dirty water. I am infact one of the cleanest S.O.B's in this business, you see this?

Kurt starts tapping away at his ever so shiny head.

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : You think this head stays shiny just from chance? Oh HECK NO! This ol' head is washed, waxed, and TO'AD every freakin night.

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : Okay Kurt you've made your point, you're big on personal hygiene. But why in the hell am I taking part in this routine?

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : Mr Mcmahon, correct me if I'm wrong, WHICH I'M NOT! but it was you who almost destroyed my whole chances of winning the PWF title, by taking me to some low life grease house. So I'm taking it upon myself to show you what a real routine consists of. Whilst Goldust is busy fantasising about being Kurt Angle, admiring Kurt Angle's Olympic Sized Genitals, and trying to be 'cool' like Kurt Angle, by appearing with Eminem, I've actually been preparing in good ol' Olympic style. I've been lifting weights, running miles, DRINKING MILK! and damn near frying my brain in mental preperation for the biggest match in Goldust's life, in my life? I think not, I've been in matches 1,000,000 times bigger Mr Mcmahon, but that's not the point. This is the biggest match in Goldust's life, and I'm gonna make damn sure, that it ends up the biggest DEFEAT in his worthless life too, WOOOO!

Vince and Kurt enter the shower room, after minutes of walking the corridors, getting dirty looks from everybody. Kurt heads straight into the shower room, not wasting anytime, he drops his robe to the floor. The camera is behind Vince, as he looks down, his head blocking the sight of Kurt Angle's Olympic Genitals.

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : Oh ha ha ha ha.

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : What the freakin' hell you laughing at busta?

There is a slight pause as Vince is mesmerised. He shakes his head as he looks up at Kurt's face, he suddenly takes a couple of steps back, and decides to lie.

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : Uh erm urgh that sure is an Olympic Sized set.

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : Oh ha ha you damn right there Vince, and I take pride in it. Now get closer here, I'm going to show you how a real man showers.

What the hell is going on here? The butt nakes Kurt Angle grabs Vince by the arm and leads him further into the shower room, Kurt walks straight under the running water, grabbing some soap off the wall he starts rubbing it on his chest, Vince looks away in disgust, but can't help looking down every now and again.

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : Ya see Vince? You gotta get into every nook and cranny. Make sure you get your armpits real good, you don't wanna end up smelling like JR's wife now do you? But one things for sure Vince, when you're in a public facility like this, NEVER DROP THE SOAP! ha ha yahoo you know what I mean Mr Mcmahon?

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : Uh urgh yeah ha ha, (mouth motions) What the hell is going on here?

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : Now I'm gonna look real good after I'm done in here Vince, and with that I'm gonna feel real good too. Meaning that Goldust's chances of winning at the Rumble, have gone from ZERO! to MINUS ZERO! WOOO! He has no chance Mr Mcmahon. I'm feeling good about myself, and when Kurt Angle is feeling good about himself, there ain't nobody who can beat him, he's like a damn machine.

Kurt grabs a sassier of head and shoulders shampoo, rubbing it on his bald head, has he gone crazy?

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : Kurt damnit that's shampoo!

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : Oh I know, (holds up the sassier) AND YOU KNOW I'M WORTH IT! HA HA HA HA HA HA!

LM F'N AO the crazy son of a bitch has his hands on his knee's, laughing his head off. After about a minute of this, Kurt grabs the soap again, but all of a sudden drops it on the floor, and it slides straight through Mr Mcmahon's legs and just behind him.

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : Well I'll be damned Mr Mcmahon, I dropped the soap, DOH! Mind picking that up for me?

A wee grin comes over Kurt's face as Mr Mcmahon slowly reaches down and grabs the soap, but from behind KURT PUSHES VINCE! Mr Mcmahon goes sliding across the floor, somehow keeping his feet, he grabs hold of the door.

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : DAMNIT KURT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : HA HA HA HA HA this is fun isn't it Mr Mcmahon?

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : It's not going to be fun when Goldust beats your ass on Sunday Kurt.

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : WOAH WOAH WOAH wait a minute there, Goldust beat me? What are you trying to say? I'm Kurt Angle for freak sake, Olympic Gold Medalist, I did it for your country and you're just going to betray me like that? Well dayum, I thought we were friends?

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : I'm sorry Kurt, it's just this whole thing is starting to worry me. I mean come on, you're a grown adult, you have a wife and children, but you're here showering infront of me? What the hell is up with that?

' olympic hero ' Kurt Angle : Mr Mcmahon, if you're ashamed of seeing the human body than you just go out and say it. But Kurt Angle? HE'S A REAL MAN! He's not afraid of nothing. You'll see Mr Mcmahon, I know how much you would of loved to have become a wrestler, a successful one like myself. I'm just trying to share a little bit of my knowledge. Well you'll see come the end of my match on Sunday, you'll see just how much this part of the routine really means. I'm going into the match, feeling good about myself, feeling like I can do anything, how do you think Goldust feels? If I was him I'd feel like a complete idiot right now, he actually thinks he can beat 'The Great' Kurt Angle? Well he's got another thing coming, quite a few other things coming infact, in the shape of the best technically executed moves in our business today. Goldust is going to realise by the end of Sunday, after I've taken him to school, that he's nothing but a run of the mill bum, and I Kurt Angle..

AM AN OLYMPIC FREAKIN' MACHINE!

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : HA HA Yes damn right Kurt, that's the Kurt Angle I know.

Vince starts walking back in Kurts direction with the bar of soap in his hand, WOAH VINCE GOES FLYING ON HIS ASS! Kurt, still butt naked rushes his aid, grabbing him by the arm, he pulls him up, but Vince slides about trying to get to his feet, and just falls against Kurt's legs, his face coming from inches of meeting Kurt's genitals. Vince somehow shrugs Kurt away, before dragging himself to the door, and climbing back to his feet.

' genetic jackhammer ' Vince Mcmahon : Put your damn robe back on, DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!

Vince storms away down the corridor, leaving Kurt bare arsed in the corridor as the scene fades out.